calon-lan

I: Obligately Abiotic she is not innocently jaded, she’s sarcastically naïve; feigning candor for the sake of irony, both beguiling and guileless. she is as cold as the other side of the pillow, calculating and condescending—she is sick of the public school system, sick of the carbon copies, carbon emissions, carbon dating, 12 and 14 year olds that cite her as a relic of the Mesozoic era, though she is only 27. they call her ms. turkevich to preserve political correctness, propagated by pedantic pundits via ms. magazine. she has always found gloria steinem boring, and would rather write encomiums to darwin’s fi